- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power of laser pointer vision.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to read this.

The power to be a common person

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The ability to hear fish.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power of becoming an apple tree

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to melt your bones

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to sit

The ability to swim in water.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!