- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to release the bogus

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to uncontrally boop

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

Pointless Super Powers