- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fold paper seven times

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to die

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to eat your poop

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

Pointless Super Powers