The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to see oxygen.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!