- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit without squinting.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

kabloooeeey!!!

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to get married

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to not get shit dick

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

Pointless Super Powers