The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to eat bread

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to die from darting too hard

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!