- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to not have a brain!

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to pee while standing up

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be powerless

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power of self mind control

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Pointless Super Powers