The power to be fireproof under water

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to troll.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to walk through air.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!