- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to start time.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to self destruct

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to breath at will.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers