The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!