The power to see through glass doors.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to see through glass

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to be infinitely constipated

A good Kisser

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!