The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!