- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to smell whore

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to die when you get old

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Pointless Super Powers