- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power... to move you.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power of women's rights.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to get arrested

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power think five times slower.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers