The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!