The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not do it.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!