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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to swim on land.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to misspell

The power to not do it.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!