The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!