power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!