- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

power to age faster

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to be a common person

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to only be obesely fat.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Pointless Super Powers