- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to see stuff

The power to break bones at will.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to be powerless

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Pointless Super Powers