- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to go to hell.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to obey gravity

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to turn food into shit

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be an idiot.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to change your urine to any color

Pointless Super Powers