The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to die

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!