The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!