The power to be powerless

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!