The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to shrink boobs

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!