- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The ability to die instantly

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to see through windows

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to break bones at will.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

Pointless Super Powers