- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to not see anything

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power of christ ;)

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to have an ability.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to orgasm with your mind

Pointless Super Powers