The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!