- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to get arrested

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to not finish your....

The power to turn any object into food

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The Power to Read really Small Words

Pointless Super Powers