- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to transform into Kanye West

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

32% Levitation.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the ability to constantly have the fever

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to control mealworms

Pointless Super Powers