The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The ability to change your weight

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to smell like ham

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to see via toe nails

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to find pokemon attractive

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!