Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!