- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power think five times slower.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

power to age faster

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to be a common person

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers