the power to do nothing

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to see stuff

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!