The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to create shit

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!