The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to not do it.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!