- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to control mealworms

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to pee poop

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to kill yourself

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

the power to turn food into shit

Pointless Super Powers