- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think oppositely

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to die at will

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The ability to jump

power to transform into a dick with legs

Pointless Super Powers