the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to fly when in something flying

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to die

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!