The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to get in the van

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the power to like charlie

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!