- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to read this sentence

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to fall asleep each time you

Pointless Super Powers