The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to smell whore

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be alone

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!