The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!