the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!