- Pointless Super Powers

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

+89

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

+85

The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

to do nothing

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to convert metric to imperial

ability to run very fast forever

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!