- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to not have a superpower

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of learning

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to go to hell.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to touch your toes

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to hold your breath when you die

Pointless Super Powers