- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to digest corn.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to run Crysis.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!