The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!