The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!