the power to read this sentence

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of learning

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!