The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!