power to fly when your underwater

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!