the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to have gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Having taste buds in your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to shrink boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to make everything worse

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to be missed when present.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to flush toilets with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!