The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to be powerless

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!