the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!