The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!