The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!