The power to smell people's moods

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to have no power

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!