waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to eat socks

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The power to even

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to hovertate

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!