The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be alone

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!